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When the System Breaks, the Voices of the Innocent Rise

Federal Shadow and Probate Emergency Hearing Kit

48-Hour Survival Pack – Pretend2bJesus Edition

This is for families in immediate court crisis.

If court has your family by the throat and you do not know what to file next, this was built for you.

Most families do not lose because they are wrong. They lose because nothing fierce is on the record.

Inside the 48-Hour Survival Pack

• Notice of Federal Oversight and Shadow Jurisdiction
• Emergency Verified Petition for Probate Intervention and Trust Protection
• Emergency ADA Disability Accommodation Request
• Notice of Constructive Child Abuse and Irreparable Harm
• Evidence and Record Preservation Notice
• Emergency Hearing Request Coversheet
• Certified Mail Proof of Service Template
• 48-Hour Emergency Intake Fact Sheet
• Global Reservation of Rights

Full Value: $1,000

Founders Emergency Access: $250 (First 10 Only)

SECURE MY 48-HOUR SURVIVAL PACK

This is not legal advice. This is kingdom-forged emergency document structure.

Download Your Survival Pack

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD ALL DOCUMENT TEMPLATES

Included Document Templates:

• Notice of Federal Oversight and Shadow Jurisdiction
• Emergency Verified Petition for Probate Intervention and Trust Protection
• Emergency ADA Disability Accommodation Request
• Notice of Constructive Child Abuse and Irreparable Harm
• Evidence and Record Preservation Notice
• Emergency Hearing Request Coversheet
• Certified Mail Proof of Service Template
• 48-Hour Emergency Intake Fact Sheet
• Global Reservation of Rights

Need Emergency Help Within 48 Hours?

Email: pretended2bjesus@gmail.com

Subject line: 48-HOUR HELP

Pretend2bJesus

We fight with paperwork and with prayer.

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When the System Breaks, the Voices of the Innocent Rise

Federal Shadow and Probate Emergency Hearing Kit

48-Hour Survival Pack – Pretend2bJesus Edition

This is for families in immediate court crisis.

If court has your family by the throat and you do not know what to file next, this was built for you.

Most families do not lose because they are wrong. They lose because nothing fierce is on the record.

Inside the 48-Hour Survival Pack

• Notice of Federal Oversight and Shadow Jurisdiction
• Emergency Verified Petition for Probate Intervention and Trust Protection
• Emergency ADA Disability Accommodation Request
• Notice of Constructive Child Abuse and Irreparable Harm
• Evidence and Record Preservation Notice
• Emergency Hearing Request Coversheet
• Certified Mail Proof of Service Template
• 48-Hour Emergency Intake Fact Sheet
• Global Reservation of Rights

Full Value: $1,000

Founders Emergency Access: $250 (First 10 Only)

SECURE MY 48-HOUR SURVIVAL PACK

Once the first 10 are gone, the price permanently rises to $1,000.

This is not legal advice. This is kingdom-forged emergency document structure.

Already Purchased?

DOWNLOAD YOUR SURVIVAL PACK

If you need hands-on emergency document help within 48 hours, email:

pretended2bjesus@gmail.com

Subject line: 48-HOUR HELP

Pretend2bJesus

We fight with paperwork and with prayer.

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When the System Breaks, the Voices of the Innocent Rise.

Federal Shadow + Probate Emergency Hearing Kit
48-Hour Survival Pack — Pretend2bJesus Edition

⚠️ THIS IS FOR FAMILIES IN IMMEDIATE COURT CRISIS

If court has your family by the throat and you don’t know what to file next — this was built for you.

Most families don’t lose because they’re wrong.
They lose because nothing fierce is on the record.

Inside The 48-Hour Survival Pack:

• ✅ Notice of Federal Oversight & Shadow Jurisdiction
• ✅ Emergency Verified Petition for Probate Intervention & Trust Protection
• ✅ Emergency ADA Disability Accommodation Request
• ✅ Notice of Constructive Child Abuse & Irreparable Harm
• ✅ Evidence & Record Preservation Notice
• ✅ Emergency Hearing Request Coversheet
• ✅ Certified Mail Proof of Service Template
• ✅ 48-Hour Emergency Intake Fact Sheet
• ✅ Global Reservation of Rights

Full Value: $1,000
🔥 Founders Emergency Access: $250 (First 10 Only)

SECURE MY 48-HOUR SURVIVAL PACK

Once the first 10 are gone, the price permanently rises to $1,000.

This is not legal advice.
This is kingdom-forged emergency document structure.

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Already Purchased?

DOWNLOAD YOUR SURVIVAL PACK

If you need hands-on emergency document help within 48 hours,
email: pretended2bjesus@gmail.com
Subject line: 48-HOUR HELP

Pretend2bJesus ©
“We fight with paperwork and with prayer.”

Document Magic

When the System Breaks, the Voices of the Innocent Rise.

Federal Shadow + Probate Emergency Hearing Kit
48-Hour Survival Pack — Pretend2bJesus Edition

⚠️ THIS IS FOR FAMILIES IN IMMEDIATE COURT CRISIS

If court has your family by the throat and you don’t know what to file next — this was built for you.

Most families don’t lose because they’re wrong.
They lose because nothing fierce is on the record.

Inside The 48-Hour Survival Pack:

• ✅ Notice of Federal Oversight & Shadow Jurisdiction
• ✅ Emergency Verified Petition for Probate Intervention & Trust Protection
• ✅ Emergency ADA Disability Accommodation Request
• ✅ Notice of Constructive Child Abuse & Irreparable Harm
• ✅ Evidence & Record Preservation Notice
• ✅ Emergency Hearing Request Coversheet
• ✅ Certified Mail Proof of Service Template
• ✅ 48-Hour Emergency Intake Fact Sheet
• ✅ Global Reservation of Rights

Full Value: $1,000
🔥 Founders Emergency Access: $250 (First 10 Only)

SECURE MY 48-HOUR SURVIVAL PACK

Once the first 10 are gone, the price permanently rises to $1,000.

This is not legal advice.
This is kingdom-forged emergency document structure.

---

Already Purchased?

DOWNLOAD YOUR SURVIVAL PACK

If you need hands-on emergency document help within 48 hours,
email: pretended2bjesus@gmail.com
Subject line: 48-HOUR HELP

Pretend2bJesus ©
“We fight with paperwork and with prayer.”

EMERGENCY DOCUMENTS

PRETEND2BJESUS

Paperwork • Protection • Purpose

EMERGENCY COURT HELP — 48 HOURS

We opened 3 emergency 48-hour court document prep spots this week.

Flat $250 per document.
Affidavits • Emergency Motions • ADA Requests • Disputes

IF COURT IS CRUSHING YOU AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FILE — THIS IS WHERE YOU START.

48-HOUR DELIVERY • 3 SPOTS • PANIC-PROOF

DOWNLOAD YOUR EMERGENCY COURT LIFELINE — START HERE

⏳ Only 3 downloads left today.
When the system breaks you, the voices of the innocent rise. Start with paperwork.

ACT NOW — 4 LEFT — 4 FREE CONSULTS — CALL/TEXT 954-305-0889

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PRETEND2BJESUS

Paperwork • Protection • Purpose

EMERGENCY COURT HELP — 48 HOURS

We opened 3 emergency 48-hour court document prep spots this week.

Flat $250 per document.
Affidavits • Emergency Motions • ADA Requests • Disputes

IF COURT IS CRUSHING YOU AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FILE — THIS IS WHERE YOU START.

48-HOUR DELIVERY • 3 SPOTS • PANIC-PROOF

EMERGENCY MINISTRY BY DOCUMENT FILINGS — DOWNLOAD YOUR SOLUTION ACT NOW — 4 LEFT — 4 FREE CONSULTS — CALL/TEXT 954-305-0889

for press releases press here

Call/Text: 954-305-0889 • Blog: pretend2bjesus.blogspot.com

or continue to the main site ↓
Enter the Blog

© 2025 Pretend2bJesus • A Hearts for Heaven Production

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Pretend2bJesus

Paperwork • Protection • Purpose

Emergency Court Help • 48 Hours

We opened 3 emergency 48-hour court document prep spots this week.

Flat $250 per document. Affidavits, emergency motions, ADA requests, disputes. If court is crushing you and you don’t know what to file, this is where you start.

48-hour delivery · 3 spots · Panic-proof paperwork

Hold My $250 Spot Watch the TikToks & Stories

How This Works (Pretend2bJesus Field Manual)

This isn’t theory — this is emergency ministry through paperwork. Families get crushed not because they’re guilty, but because they don’t know what to file.

Step 1

Say “YES”

You tap the button above. Intake arrives immediately.

Step 2

Pay · Then We Draft

Once payment is in, your case gets a spot. Drafting begins within 48 hours.

Step 3

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Pretend2bJesus

Paperwork • Protection • Purpose

Emergency Court Help • 48 Hours

We opened 3 emergency 48-hour court document prep spots this week.

Flat $250 per document. Affidavits, emergency motions, ADA requests, disputes. If court is crushing you and you don’t know what to file, this is where you start.

48-hour delivery · 3 spots · Panic-proof paperwork

Hold My $250 Spot Watch the TikToks & Stories

How This Works (Pretend2bJesus Field Manual)

This isn’t theory — this is emergency ministry through paperwork. Families get crushed not because they’re guilty, but because they don’t know what to file.

Step 1

Say “YES”

You tap the button above. Intake arrives immediately.

Step 2

Pay · Then We Draft

Once payment is in, your case gets a spot. Drafting begins within 48 hours.

Step 3

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Pretend2bJesus

Paperwork • Protection • Purpose

Emergency Court Help • 48 Hours

We opened 3 emergency 48-hour court document prep spots this week.

Flat $250 per document. Affidavits, emergency motions, ADA requests, disputes. If court is crushing you and you don’t know what to file, this is where you start.

48-hour delivery · 3 spots · Panic-proof paperwork

Hold My $250 Spot Watch the TikToks & Stories

No explaining. No debating. No long stories. Just: “YES, HOLD MY SPOT” → intake → payment → drafting.

How This Works (Pretend2bJesus Field Manual)

This isn’t theory. This is emergency ministry through paperwork. Families are getting crushed not because they’re guilty, but because they don’t know what to file or how to say it.

We step in at the panic point and help you put words on paper that move through the system.

Step 1

Say “YES”

You message “YES” or tap the button above. Grandpa replies with a simple intake form and next steps.

Step 2

Pay · Then We Draft

Once payment is in, your case gets a slot on the board. Drafting starts within 48 hours (often same day).

Step 3

Deliver · Revise · File

You receive a draft as a Word/PDF file so you can review, tweak, and file as a pro se litigant or fiduciary.

Daily Money & Mission Flow

The system is simple: serve, document, deliver. The same structure that hits $500 in three days can be repeated into a $10K/month engine of help, hope, and holy paperwork.

• 10 clients/week × $250 = $2,500/week
• $2,500 × 4 weeks = $10,000/month
• 2–3 people per day from TikTok, Facebook, DMs, referrals

Tier 1: Affidavits · ADA · Notices

Tier 2: Emergency Protection Bundles

Tier 3: Follow-On Filings (Habeas, §1983, TRO)

“Faith without works is dead. We don’t just talk about justice — we file it.”

Central Hub for TikToks, Reels & Updates

Everything we post about Heaven, court reform, emergency filings, and real-time victories flows back here. Save this page. Share it. This is the digital command center.

TikTok: @pretend2bjesus Blog: pretend2bjesus.blogspot.com FB Group: Family Court & Faith Email: Contact the Team

Use this page as the link in your TikTok bio, Instagram bio, YouTube descriptions, and any place people ask: “Where do I start?”

Who We Serve (and How We Stay Safe & Honest)

We help people who are standing in the fire: pro se parents, grandparents, fiduciaries, and families staring at court dates with no paperwork.

Family Court Survivors

CPS / DCF Cases

Disability & ADA Requests

Probate & Guardianship Battles

Important Legal Language:

We provide court document preparation for pro se litigants and fiduciaries only.
This is not legal representation and does not create an attorney-client relationship.

You are responsible for your own filings, deadlines, and legal strategy. We help you put your story, facts, and requests into written documents you can file.

Ready for Emergency Help?

If you’re in an emergency and need a document fast, use one of the paths below. Keep messages short and start with: “YES, HOLD MY SPOT.”

YES, Hold My $250 Spot DM Us on TikTok

After you say “YES,” Grandpa handles the intake, payment link, and tracking. You handle telling the truth. We help with the words.

Pretend2bJesus · Hearts for Heaven · All glory to God alone.

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