THE FEDERAL SHADOW + PROBATE EMERGENCY HEARING KIT
A 48-Hour Court Survival & Record Protection SystemFrom the creator of Pretend2bJesus.blogspot.com
When the system breaks, your paperwork becomes your shield.
Most people walk into court unprotected:
No ADA filings
No federal oversight notice
No disability protections
No evidence preservation
No record that binds the judge
The system counts on this.
This kit breaks that pattern.
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WHAT THIS KIT DOESThis is a plug-and-play emergency filing system built for people who are:
In crisis
Panicking
Unrepresented
Ignored by the court
Facing disability discrimination
Blocked from filing
About to lose a child or case
Walking into court within 48 hours
It helps you:
Preserve constitutional and federal rights
Invoke ADA + RFRA religious protections
Document irreparable harm
Lock in evidence before it “disappears”
Create an enforceable federal shadow record
Stop defaults, removals, and ambush hearings
Walk in calm, grounded, and preparedThis is NOT legal advice —
This is procedural survival, court education, and emergency record control.
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WHAT YOU RECEIVE (Instant Download)9+ Emergency Court Templates:
Federal Oversight & Shadow Jurisdiction Notice
ADA / RFRA Emergency Accommodation Filing
Emergency Hearing Request
Probate / Dependency / Federal Intervention
Irreparable Harm & Constructive Abuse Notice
Evidence Preservation & Litigation Hold
Certified Mail Record Template
48-Hour Intake Sheet
Global Reservation of Rights (UCC 1-308)
PLUS:
1 FREE HOUR OF GUIDANCETo walk you through EXACTLY what to file first.
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PRICING OPTIONS
$250 Starter KitInstant download
One-hour guidance
Priority response
$500 Guided Filing KitEverything in Starter Kit
ONE completed, ready-to-file document
Filing order creation
$1,500 Full Protection PackageAll documents filled in and assembled
Full filing sequence
Priority support and scheduling
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HOW TO ACCESSZELLE:
mincielilaw@gmail.comAfter sending payment:
Text “Emergency Kit” to 954-305-0889Your download link from Pretend2bJesus will be released manually.
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ABOUT THE AUTHORMichael Mincieli
Creator of Pretend2bJesus.blogspot.com, a raw, faith-driven writing platform documenting real courtroom survival, spiritual warfare, and the journey of protecting families against procedural abuse.
Michael is not a lawyer — he is:
A survivor of court trauma
An advocate for families in crisis
A disability-rights record-preservation strategist
A voice for the unheard
A father and grandfather who walked through fire and lived
Pretend2bJesus exists to give people hope — and tools — when the
system tries to break them.
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HOW TO GET STARTEDSend Zelle to mincielilaw@gmail.com
Text “Emergency Kit” to 954-305-0889 with your name
You’ll receive:
Your Emergency Kit download link