Friday, December 12, 2025

FEDERAL SHADOW+ EMERGENCY HEARING KIT

 THE FEDERAL SHADOW + PROBATE EMERGENCY HEARING KIT

A 48-Hour Court Survival & Record Protection System
From the creator of Pretend2bJesus.blogspot.com

When the system breaks, your paperwork becomes your shield.

Most people walk into court unprotected:

No ADA filings

No federal oversight notice

No disability protections

No evidence preservation

No record that binds the judge

The system counts on this.
This kit breaks that pattern.

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🔥 WHAT THIS KIT DOES

This is a plug-and-play emergency filing system built for people who are:

In crisis

Panicking

Unrepresented

Ignored by the court

Facing disability discrimination

Blocked from filing

About to lose a child or case

Walking into court within 48 hours

It helps you:

✔ Preserve constitutional and federal rights

✔ Invoke ADA + RFRA religious protections

✔ Document irreparable harm

✔ Lock in evidence before it “disappears”

✔ Create an enforceable federal shadow record

✔ Stop defaults, removals, and ambush hearings

✔ Walk in calm, grounded, and prepared

This is NOT legal advice —
This is procedural survival, court education, and emergency record control.


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📦 WHAT YOU RECEIVE (Instant Download)

9+ Emergency Court Templates:

Federal Oversight & Shadow Jurisdiction Notice

ADA / RFRA Emergency Accommodation Filing

Emergency Hearing Request

Probate / Dependency / Federal Intervention

Irreparable Harm & Constructive Abuse Notice

Evidence Preservation & Litigation Hold

Certified Mail Record Template

48-Hour Intake Sheet

Global Reservation of Rights (UCC 1-308)

PLUS: 🥇 1 FREE HOUR OF GUIDANCE
To walk you through EXACTLY what to file first.

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💳 PRICING OPTIONS

⭐ $250 Starter Kit

Instant download

One-hour guidance

Priority response

⭐ $500 Guided Filing Kit

Everything in Starter Kit

ONE completed, ready-to-file document

Filing order creation

⭐ $1,500 Full Protection Package

All documents filled in and assembled

Full filing sequence

Priority support and scheduling

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🔐 HOW TO ACCESS

ZELLE:
📩 mincielilaw@gmail.com

After sending payment:
📱 Text “Emergency Kit” to 954-305-0889
Your download link from Pretend2bJesus will be released manually.

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🧑‍💼 ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Michael Mincieli
Creator of Pretend2bJesus.blogspot.com, a raw, faith-driven writing platform documenting real courtroom survival, spiritual warfare, and the journey of protecting families against procedural abuse.

Michael is not a lawyer — he is:

A survivor of court trauma

An advocate for families in crisis

A disability-rights record-preservation strategist

A voice for the unheard

A father and grandfather who walked through fire and lived

Pretend2bJesus exists to give people hope — and tools — when the
system tries to break them.

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📥 HOW TO GET STARTED

Send Zelle to mincielilaw@gmail.com

Text “Emergency Kit” to 954-305-0889 with your name

You’ll receive:

Your Emergency Kit download link

A confirmation for your 1-hour guidance call

FEDERAL SHADOW+ EMERGENCY HEARING KIT

  THE FEDERAL SHADOW + PROBATE EMERGENCY HEARING KIT A 48-Hour Court Survival & Record Protection System From the creator of  Pretend2bJ...